![]() ![]() Furthermore, he could make an arena go wild by raising a single eyebrow. His crowd work was mesmerizing, and his wrestling stunning. You can't talk about WWE without mentioning Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Every Saturday afternoon from about 1998 to 2003 had at least one moment when my cousin yelled "suck it" and shoved his groin into my cranium. And surprise, it also involves the groin! And double surprise, it also involves my poor innocent face. So, it's no surprise that one of his favorite moves was the Bronco Buster. Related: WWE 2K22: Best Match Types In The Game, Ranked My cousin, let's just call him Prick, especially loved "Suck It!" Seriously, I think there's a home video somewhere that has an eight-year-old Prickolas chopping his hands into his thighs yelling, "SUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" But D-Generation X, more specifically X-Pac's, most significant contribution to the world was and forever shall be "Suck It!" This vulgar phrase, accompanied by the dramatic crotch signaling, is responsible for the wailings of mothers across America throughout the nineties and early 2000s. ![]() And if a fart came out, forget it! Even today, my body still shudders when I hear "bangin' it, bangin' it, bangin' it."ĭ-Generation X was a stable established by legends Sean Michaels, Triple H, Chyna, and Rick Rude. But did that make a difference? Hell, no! I still could not breathe under the stronghold of his tiny butt. So, how does this relate to me? Whenever my cousins got together and Too Cool's entrance theme, "Turn It Up," started playing, my face got smooshed under my youngest cousin's ass. He rubbed his ass in his opponent's face to humiliate them. Literally, Rikishi's signature move was a Stink Face. And if you were anywhere near them, you were in for a face full. Therefore, in tradition with the sport, Rikishi did not wear anything under his mawashi. created the character Rikishi in homage to Japanese sumo wrestlers. However, my most vivid memory of Too Cool was Rikishi's ass.Okay - please, let me explain! So, Solofa Fatu Jr. Seriously, whenever they danced to their signature theme song, the crowd would join them! However, the duo later united with the powerful Rikishi to form a trio of possibly the three best friends that anyone would want. ![]() The group started as a tag team between Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay (Damn, I miss '90s wrestler names.). If you were around for the Attitude era, you knew that the stable, Too Cool, simply was the coolest. ![]()
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